April 15th

Song of the Day: Bills, Bills, Bills by Destiny's Child

get it? Because it's tax day?

But more importantly... the grammar in this song has ALWAYS been a problem for me.

CAN you pay my bills

CAN you pay my telephone bills? 

CAN you pay my automo-bills?

If you DID then maybe we could chill. I don't think you DO.

But the question isn't DID you pay my bills? It's CAN you. Maybe he CAN but he hasn't YET. Beyonce! Give him a chance to make it right! (But also that bullshit he's trying to pull with calling his momma long distance on your phone is NOT okay. He needs to go.)